Miss American Fido Reviews

“Look, you can’t believe these reviews. These aren’t real people. Not even me! As far as I’m concerned, this whole page is a comedy spoof of the crappy entertainment reviews you read all the time in the city. So come on down and catch an episode of Miss American Fido live the last Thursday of the month before the show gets picked up by cable and disappears live. And if you’ve got a friend with a bad act, tell them Mark says, "Bring it”
– Mark Tyne, Producer

“Ok, so the December 21st, 2006 Miss American Fido benefit for Rocket Dog Rescue was fun. I mean, how often do you get to see adopted pet owners reciting poetry to their little darlinks. All the profits went to Rocket Dog Rescue, so I got to save a puppy for Christmas. Maybe this show isn't so bad after all! Wait, I can't believe I said that... ”
- Carmen Carmegan, Frozen Fringe

Mark Tyne made good with his threat and threw vanilla pudding on the screen every time he sang “Coming on your screen tonight.” for the 11/30/06 performance. This is definitely the end of western civilization!
- Joel “I Always Get It Wrong” Slevin, Santa Francisca Chromium

“This is total crap. I can’t believe I sat through this entire evening of bad entertainment. Unrelenting. It was like watching a train wreck in slow motion. First off, they had to play those horrible seventies songs before the show started. The opening number was bad and it went downhill from there. If Mark Tyne goes through with his threat of putting the worst acts on the Miss American Fido website, I’m going to cancel my subscription to AOL.”
– Daryl Dorenstein Days, DDD Productions

“In the words of the Sex Pistols, “We’re so sh*tty, oh so sh*tty, we’re vay – c*nt. Oh f*ck, I said the “c” word.”
- Tykel ‘Til Sun Tomas, Santa Franciscca Sim Phony

“I tore my giant sombrero into shreds and threw it at Mark Tyne for his horrible opening tap dance opening number. He thought it was part of the act. What a loser!”
- Jam Walls, KWRONG

Miss American Fido will publish pretty much any review, fake or real, from any audience member that submits one, as long as the language isn’t too harsh for puppy dogs. If you’ve got a ticket stub and a good or bad review of the show, email it to Mark Tyne at mark@amfido.com

Do it now before he starts posting actual real, good reviews of the show. Yechhh!

Woof!